A "straw man" is a form of argument and an informal fallacy of having the impression of refuting an argument, whereas the real subject of the argument was not addressed nor refuted, but instead replaced with a false one:
Fine.
YOU need some self-proclaimed guy in a suit
Suit not needed.
Self-proclaimed? ?
who claims to know the Bible and claims God ordained him to teach the Scriptures to tell you what the Scriptures mean.
Nope. There's a lot more to pastoring a flock than teaching the Scriptures. And to do in-depth study of God's Word takes more than reciting rote phrases daily. And reading a ten-minute homily.
What is more, you need some self-proclaimed people calling themselves "trustees" or "elders" to supervise and boss around the minister
And this is worse than the RCC's episcopal form of government how? (You know, ya gotta stop reading them Giacomo Chickolini tracts.) I don't know about other churches, but in the ones I've attended, trustees and/or elders are selected by the congregation,
serve for a certain time, and then step down. Oh, and they must meet the criteria set forth by the Scriptures, such as "
husband of one wife".
based on their whims and that of the congregation who hire and fire him based on those whims.
How is our system any different than yours in this respect, save the guy saying "becasue I said so" wears a suit, not a "dress?"
(1) "The guy" does not say, "because I said so." He proclaims God's Word, and the congregation can follow - and verify - what he is saying in the Bible. No
ex cathedra declarations.
(2) The congregation is Biblically literate enough to verify what he is saying. They can also speak with the pastor if they are not sure of - or even disagree with - what he said. And he should be able to defend his points Scripturally, not just by saying "if you don't believe me, you are anathema!"
(3) There are probably more, but let someone else have some fun, also...
Maybe "costume" would be better than "dress"...
It may also be enlightening for you to examine the different forms of church government, so that you don't sound so silly in the future.
--Rich
"Esse quam videri"