Why should those bits of fictitiously based advice bother you? After all, since reality is fiction, no one ever REALLY said those things.
"On the morning of September 11, 2001, 19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man
on dialysis in a cave fortress halfway around the world using a
satellite phone and a laptop directed the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily-defended airspace in the world, overpowering the passengers and the military
combat-trained pilots on 4 commercial aircraft before flying those planes wildly off course for over an hour without being molested by a single fighter interceptor.
These 19 hijackers, devout religious fundamentalists who liked to
drink alcohol,
snort cocaine, and
live with pink-haired strippers, managed to knock down 3 buildings with 2 planes in New York, while in Washington a pilot who
couldn't handle a single engine Cessna was able to fly a 757 in an 8,000 foot descending 270 degree corskscrew turn to come exactly level with the ground, hitting the Pentagon
in the budget analyst office where DoD staffers were working on the mystery of the
2.3 trillion dollars that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced “missing” from the Pentagon's coffers in a
press conference the day before, on September 10, 2001.
Luckily, the news anchors knew who did it
within minutes, the pundits knew
within hours, the Administration knew
within the day, and the evidence
literally fell into the FBI's lap. But for some reason a bunch of
crazy conspiracy theorists demanded an investigation into the greatest attack on American soil in history.
The investigation was
delayed,
underfunded,
set up to fail, a
conflict of interest and a
cover up from start to finish. It was
based on testimony extracted through
torture, the records of which were
destroyed. It failed to mention the existence of
WTC7,
Able Danger,
Ptech,
Sibel Edmonds,
OBL and the CIA, and
the drills of hijacked aircraft being flown into buildings that were being simulated at the precise same time that those events were actually happening. It was lied to by the
Pentagon, the
CIA, the
Bush Administration and as for Bush and Cheney...well, no one knows what they told it because they testified
in secret,
off the record,
not under oath and
behind closed doors. It didn't bother to look at who funded the attacks because that question is of "
little practical significance". Still, the 9/11 Commission did brilliantly, answering all of the questions the public had (except most of the
victims' family members' questions) and pinned blame on all the people responsible (although no one so much as lost their job), determining the attacks were “a failure of imagination” because “I don't think anyone could envision flying airplanes into buildings ” except
the Pentagon and
FEMA and
NORAD and the
NRO.
The DIA
destroyed 2.5 TB of data on Able Danger, but that's OK because it probably wasn't important.
The SEC
destroyed their records on the investigation into the insider trading before the attacks, but that's OK because destroying the records of the largest investigation in SEC history is just part of routine record keeping.
NIST has
classified the data that they used for their model of WTC7's collapse, but that's OK because knowing how they made their model of that collapse would "
jeopardize public safety".
The FBI
has argued that all material related to their investigation of 9/11 should be kept secret from the public, but that's OK because the FBI probably has
nothing to hide.
This man never existed, nor is anything he had to say worthy of your attention, and if you say otherwise you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist and deserve to be shunned by all of humanity. Likewise
him,
him,
him, and
her. (and
her and
her and
him).
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