Good news on the COVID-19 front!

Carol

Active member
Can anyone using SCIENCE...show mask work?

Show the results of a fit test.
Show the protection factors.

#StandUpMichigan


He talks about face diapers in the middle of the video. I haven't tried to search for the sources he mentions.
 

Harry Leggs

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A male healthcare worker with a diaper for a protective mask

Disclaimer: This post is from GomerBlog, a satirical site about healthcare.
ATLANTA -- The CDC issued a statement recommending that doctors and nurses should now use baby diapers for personal protective equipment (PPE). Given the widespread national shortages of N95 respirator masks, there has been a frantic search for a widely available alternative.
"We have been looking at a number of alternatives for the standard PPE," CDC stated. "We evaluated a variety of items such as surgical masks, Halloween masks, dental dams, and baby diapers. In our extensive 2-day study, we found that surgical masks are too porous to prevent spread of the COVID-19 virus, and Halloween masks are in too short supply at this time of year. Dental dams seemed promising initially, but when we field-tested, we found that doctors had to keep touching their faces to hold them in place."

Megan Johnson, MD, who worked at the CDC's pandemic response team until 2018, and is a mother of twins, contacted the CDC director with a possible solution.
"Since our department was disbanded in 2018, I have been a stay-at-home mother to twin boys. In the course of their 2 years, these boys have had a total 174.5 episodes of explosive poop. In only two cases did the diaper fail to contain the episode," Johnson said. "It was apparent that the baby diaper needed to be evaluated as a possible alternative PPE. In addition to containment of tremendous particulate matter, it can easily be fastened around one's face with the Velcro tabs."
 

J regia

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Aussiestan.

Social distancing. 100 miles
And that's why trump proudly brags that he has had over 91,000 new cases today because he tests more people, and why sadly we've only got 15 new cases today. But will he be able to brag that he has over 100,000 new cases per day before Tuesday?

 

Thistle

Well-known member
A male healthcare worker with a diaper for a protective mask

Disclaimer: This post is from GomerBlog, a satirical site about healthcare.
ATLANTA -- The CDC issued a statement recommending that doctors and nurses should now use baby diapers for personal protective equipment (PPE). Given the widespread national shortages of N95 respirator masks, there has been a frantic search for a widely available alternative.
"We have been looking at a number of alternatives for the standard PPE," CDC stated. "We evaluated a variety of items such as surgical masks, Halloween masks, dental dams, and baby diapers. In our extensive 2-day study, we found that surgical masks are too porous to prevent spread of the COVID-19 virus, and Halloween masks are in too short supply at this time of year. Dental dams seemed promising initially, but when we field-tested, we found that doctors had to keep touching their faces to hold them in place."

Megan Johnson, MD, who worked at the CDC's pandemic response team until 2018, and is a mother of twins, contacted the CDC director with a possible solution.
"Since our department was disbanded in 2018, I have been a stay-at-home mother to twin boys. In the course of their 2 years, these boys have had a total 174.5 episodes of explosive poop. In only two cases did the diaper fail to contain the episode," Johnson said. "It was apparent that the baby diaper needed to be evaluated as a possible alternative PPE. In addition to containment of tremendous particulate matter, it can easily be fastened around one's face with the Velcro tabs."
So this is not taken from the Babylon Bee, or the Onion? Just remember this: Be afraid and quiver in place.
 

J regia

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So this is not taken from the Babylon Bee, or the Onion? Just remember this: Be afraid and quiver in place.
But trump ain't afraid as he quivers with glee that he has finally turned the corner and he now has over 100,000 new cases per day, and it's not even Melbourne Cup Day yet.
 

Thistle

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But trump ain't afraid as he quivers with glee that he has finally turned the corner and he now has over 100,000 new cases per day, and it's not even Melbourne Cup Day yet.
It has been a while since I've had a good cup of Melbourne.
 

DieBrille

Member
That covers it nicely - translation: "WE DON'T KNOW".

Pretty much the whole story about this manufactured panic.
we don't know ANYTHING about the disease? What a heap of crap.
We know that 240000 Americans have died from it and that some people cling to their brainless denial so they can live with themselves.
 

Furion

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So this is not taken from the Babylon Bee, or the Onion? Just remember this: Be afraid and quiver in place.
The Society for Sane Individuals came out with a recommendation that all liberals wear diapers over their mouth, especially those named brille. On account of the sudden onset of diarrhea mouth.
 

Bob Carabbio

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we don't know ANYTHING about the disease? What a heap of crap.
We know that 240000 Americans have died from it and that some people cling to their brainless denial so they can live with themselves.
And SOME OF THEM - didn't have Gunshot wounds, or terminal cancer.
 
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