How to deal with scammers...

Kade Rystalmane

Well-known member
Scammer: Based on your credit score, you are eligible for bringing your VISA interest rate down to 0%.
Me: Oh yeah, that's great! How are you going to make any money off of me, though?
Scammer: We will make money off of your bank.
Me: Wonderful? And this is based on my credit score?
Scammer: Yes.
Me: And what exactly is my credit score?
Scammer: 700. And that is very good.
Me: Huh, well, I have my three credit scores right here (I happen to have them constantly monitored) and it doesn't say 700. Are you sure you have the right person?
Scammer: Yes, your information must not be up to date.
Me: Well, that's just fantastic. And you said this will drop which card to 0% interest?
Scammer: Your VISA.
Me: But I don't have a VISA. Are you sure you're not a scammer?
Scammer: I am not a scammer.
Me: Great, and who did you call?
Scammer: Uh...
Me: Say my name (Neverending Story voice)
Scammer: I think I have the wrong person.
Me: Have you obeyed the gospel of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Scammer: >click<