1. Sun created on 4th day. Surely
And your problem with that is...?
- humans created in God's image (really?)
Yes.
- magic tree put in the wrong place
Magic tree? Are you on the dope, son?
- deliberately-installed talking serpent, that tells the truth
Except that it didn't tell the truth. That's the whole point of Eve being deceived.
- serpent somehow becomes Satan later, with no explanation
Actually, it was Lucifer who became Satan, not the serpent. The serpent wasn't actually Satan. Satan doesn't have the ability to turn himself into animals.
- Elohim and Yahwey seem to disagree on things
For example?
- God can't exterminate humans without asking a man to gather millions of species and put them in a boat, but has no trouble during passover
Who says God can't kill humans?
- God forgets to put plant species on the boat.
How do you know He "forgot?" Perhaps plants, due to their biological nature, don't need the same care as people and animals.
- Babel tower intimidates God, so he curses them with something they already had.
Where does the Bible say God was "intimidated" or that they already had confused languages?
2. Hell. Create a disgusting idea to cudgel people into believing your religion
Believing in a religion because you don't like the idea of Hell is reasonable, but it isn't the reason the Bible gives,
Avoid mentioning it in the whole Torah
Actually, there are several mentions of sheol in the OT. Due to semantic range, sheol can mean anything from simply, "the place of the dead", to what we know as Hell. That Hell had not been fullly revealed to the Jews doesn't mean they had no concept of Hell, or did not mention it.
In the New Testament, Jesus talks about Hell several times to a Jewish audience, and each time, with the shared assumption that His audience understood and believed in it.
Put a load of prophecies in Daniel that don't happen
Like what?
3. Jesus.
- Insist that he died for our sins, but is still alive.
Actually, Jesus did die for the elect, but was then resurrected, which, by definition, could not have happened unless He died first.
- In the main book of the NT, Matthew (last verse) - just say he resurrected for no particular reason, other than to show us he had power.
First, how is Matthew the "main book of the NT"? I think most Christian theologians would agree that Romans is the "main book".
Second, the New Testament lists four primary reasons Christ was resurrected:
1) To show that God accepted His sacrifice
2) To show His mastery over sin and death
3) To fulfill prophecy
4) To be a testimony to us that we, also, will be raised
- Don't use the word "grace" in the entire gospel, esp. in Matthew don't even hint at how grace could save you.
Why would "grace" and salvation be found in Matthew, when that's not what the book is about? Matthew, although included in the New Testament, is a book by and about Jews living under the Old Covenant, under the law. Christ had not yet died and fulfilled the law or the Old Covenant, and so salvation was not grace based, but works based.
- Let someone who murdered Christians and maybe never met any, dispense his words of contradictory wisdom
Actually, Paul did meet Christians. Many of them. The Bible includes his correspondence to them and he is mentioned by other New Testament authors.
Second, yes, Paul murdered Christians. Your point? If Christianity is not about the forgiveness of sin, and Christ's ability to forgive sins and impart a new nature, then what is it about?
- Tell us to follow all Jewish law in Matthew, and all of Jesus' laws, and then say you don't have to.
Actually, Matthew only tells Jews to follow Jewish law. There were literally no Christians in Matthew.
- Don't let him write anything
See 2 Tim 3:16
- Don't put any authorship or dates on the books
Actually, most of the books begin with an introduction of the author by name, particularly the Pauline epistles.
4. Satan.
- create a nemesis to wreck it all up, but don't explain how God could possibly be almost losing, or give any sense of what Satan is.
Who says God is "almost losing"?
- have a prophecy that only virgin men go to heaven
Verse?
As you know, the list kind of goes on.
Really? Are the other things on the list as silly as the ones you've said so far?