If the Rich Man and Lazarus is literal, then the Rich Man has a tongue and a finger.
The whole point of the story was the irony. The story isn't meant to reveal truth about the afterlife, it's just an
ironic story to demonstrate how flawed the character of the Rich Man was that he didn't even care about a poor
guy at his door that was being licked by dogs.
We have a similar foil in our culture which is the irony of standing before Peter at the pearly gates and finding
out some ironic truth about the character of the person standing there. Such cartoons are not meant to reveal
truth about the after life, they are just designed to be ironic.