Real Muslims claim that's not Islam, just like "real" Christians denounce all the crap done in the name of Jesus. So that's a wash.... next?Good for you.
As muslims have only been around for 1400 years, you go right ahead, and do what allah tells muslims.
Make yourself a bomb, go bomb a group of people, and then when you wake up in paradise---- come back and tell us what it's like.
Did you really get 72 virgins, or were they actually 72 pissed off Virginians, kicking your butt, and B-slapping you with welding gloves, and the demons mocking, and laughing at you for your stupidity?