docphin5
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A scientist came along one day who claimed that coin-flipping proves God does not exist due to the random way that it produces results. He claimed that random events determine whether a coin flips on its head or its tail, not God. How can there be a God if he does not even control the results of a simple flipping of the coin, he boasted?
Thousands who read this scientist‘s claim began flipping coins to test his theory. Sure enough, the results of coin flipping appeared random. Subsequently, people began leaving the churches because coin-flipping appeared random.
The evangelical Christian leaders turned red with indignation. How dare the scientist claim that God does not exist, so they notified all their members, and started a movement to oppose coin-flipping. Coin-flipping was an evil to be opposed. Pastors thundered in their pulpits against coin-flipping. Books were written against coin-flippers. Web sites were formed to rant against coin flipping. The world settled into two camps: the coin-flippers and those opposed to coin-flipping.
Then one day another scientist spoke up and said the debate over coin-flipping is much a do about nothing. He invented a coin flipping device that controlled for variables affecting results of flipping a coin, such as, the force launching the coin upwards, the rotational speed of the coin, the height and depth of its travel, wind currents, the angle of ascent, and, sure enough, the device produced the same result 99 out of 100 times when the coin was flipped.
He had demonstrated that randomness is unknown causes by another name, —that when ALL causes are known the results of something as simple as flipping of a coin can be predicted with certainity. Furthermore, if man can make a tool that produces the same result when all causes are known then it is certain that God who knows all causes can produce a moral consciousness from a lifeless matter. This he has presumably done.
Henceforth, evangelical Christians and scientists began breaking bread together and …flipping-coins again.
Thousands who read this scientist‘s claim began flipping coins to test his theory. Sure enough, the results of coin flipping appeared random. Subsequently, people began leaving the churches because coin-flipping appeared random.
The evangelical Christian leaders turned red with indignation. How dare the scientist claim that God does not exist, so they notified all their members, and started a movement to oppose coin-flipping. Coin-flipping was an evil to be opposed. Pastors thundered in their pulpits against coin-flipping. Books were written against coin-flippers. Web sites were formed to rant against coin flipping. The world settled into two camps: the coin-flippers and those opposed to coin-flipping.
Then one day another scientist spoke up and said the debate over coin-flipping is much a do about nothing. He invented a coin flipping device that controlled for variables affecting results of flipping a coin, such as, the force launching the coin upwards, the rotational speed of the coin, the height and depth of its travel, wind currents, the angle of ascent, and, sure enough, the device produced the same result 99 out of 100 times when the coin was flipped.
He had demonstrated that randomness is unknown causes by another name, —that when ALL causes are known the results of something as simple as flipping of a coin can be predicted with certainity. Furthermore, if man can make a tool that produces the same result when all causes are known then it is certain that God who knows all causes can produce a moral consciousness from a lifeless matter. This he has presumably done.
Henceforth, evangelical Christians and scientists began breaking bread together and …flipping-coins again.