The Perfect Husband

[GaryPro]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and I found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure,.....go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw one I really liked" MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing......the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand, if it's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you so much!! " MAN: "Bye! I love you too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape....... He smiles and ask: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"