The Perfect Husband


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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and I found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,.....go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing......the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand, if it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you so much!! "
MAN: "Bye! I love you too." The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape....... He smiles and ask: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"