I have taken Stats classes in more than one different graduate school. You haven't taken a stats class.I do actualy. And so does everyone except you.
Its also a correct term for certain statistical phenomena that exist outside your fantasy.
I respect education. You don't. God blessed me with a lot of education and it sure helps when I read our son's doctoral dissertation in math.
Our daughter completed ALL her University math requirements for engineering degree before she started High School. She was given a bus ride to math classes from her middle school.
My wife was Gifted facilitator in a science and art Magnet school and used her connections to get HS students approved for university classes.