None of that "please come Lord, Jesus" crap for me!
Wow! Such a bold rebel! Sorry pal, but the image you're trying to cultivate just isn't working. You make Barney Fife look like James Dean. You try too hard and it shows.
What a cowardly response
WHAT? I'm scared of you getting down on your knees and praying? You're gonna have to explain that weird comment, Barney.
tell me what salvation entails
Being saved from sin. Tell me what YOU "entail."
You've no problem criticizing my account
I can't. I don't know the name of your bank nor your account number. If I did are you implying I'd find stuff to criticize? Pornhub charges, maybe? That's OK. Salvation also "entails" deliverance from lust.
Grow a pair!
You misspelled "pear" and my tree has grown a few.
Or is it that you are afraid to do so, knowing full well that I can and will demonstrate the conscious, purposeful, and needless harm inherent in the plan?
What plan, Rainman?