"Would everyone please turn in your Bibles to the Book of Levi, Chapter 6? Today's sermon: 'God's Opinion about Labor Unions'."

[Temujin]

Let me get back with you on that. First let me call my mother and ask her how impoverished and subjugated and imperiled she felt having given birth to me and my two brothers and how much morally better she'd feel if she had had the opportunity to pay some guy to snuff out our lives.

Don't be obtuse. Or rather try not to be even more obtuse than usual. Did your mother seek an abortion when carrying you? Was she prevented from having an abortion that she desperately wanted? If not your point is worthless.

 

[stiggy wiggy]

Did your mother seek an abortion when carrying you?

No, my mother doesn't have an evil bone in her body.

 

[Temujin]

No, my mother doesn't have an evil bone in her body.

I didn't expect that she had.

Your point remains worthless.

 

[stiggy wiggy]

I didn't expect that she had.

I KNOW she would never have contemplated paying some man to kill me by sucking out my brains.

 

[Tiburon]

No allegedly about it.

Nothing but.

No, to corrupt something does not remake it. Adam and Eve did not remake the universe. Jesus Christ will do that.

Ok, so this universe that is going to end in nothingness is exactly as your God made it (allegedly).

 

[stiggy wiggy]

Nothing but.


Ok, so this universe that is going to end in nothingness is exactly as your God made it (allegedly).

Nope. He made it perfect. It has been corrupted.

 

[Eightcrackers]

Nope. He made it perfect. It has been corrupted.

He knew that it would be corrupted, then?

What's the difference between making an imperfect thing, and a perfect thing that you know will become imperfect?

 

[stiggy wiggy]

He knew that it would be corrupted, then?

Yep. He is omniscient.

What's the difference between making an imperfect thing, and a perfect thing that you know will become imperfect?

No one makes a perfect snowman without recognizing the debilitating effects that he sun will ultimately have upon it.

 

[Tiburon]

Nope. He made it perfect. It has been corrupted.

According to you.

 

[King Charisma]

Whenever a fundamentalist pretends to be God's morality spokesperson, hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands, cuz...

 

[stiggy wiggy]

According to you.

You saw my name at the top of the post and figured that out all by yourself?