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  • Da End Iss Near

    Ole is the Pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and
    Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church
    across the road. One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground,
    which said:

    DA END ISS NEAR!
    TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
    BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!

    As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,
    "Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

    From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

    Shakin' his head, Rev. Ole says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."

    "Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should
    yust say, 'Bridge Out?'"

  • #2
    Lol
    Mark 9:24 Lord, I believe; help thou mine unbelief.

    “Reason is a whore, the greatest enemy that faith has; it never comes to the aid of spiritual things,
    but more frequently than not struggles against the divine Word, treating with contempt all that emanates from God.” ― Martin Luther


    Muretus "Call no man worthless for whom Christ died!"

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    • #3
      Loved it!
      It's important to have the right convictions, but deep convictions without divine fellowship turns us into mere zealots. If we hold the truths of the Gospel without spending time with the Giver of the Gospel, we'll lose the internal sweetness of our faith.
      Dr. David Jeremiah

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      • #4
        Originally posted by bropro View Post
        Ole is the Pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and
        Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church
        across the road. One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground,
        which said:

        DA END ISS NEAR!
        TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
        BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!

        As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,
        "Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

        From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

        Shakin' his head, Rev. Ole says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."

        "Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should
        yust say, 'Bridge Out?'"
        Love it!
        God Who was made flesh for me and nailed upon a lonely tree
        What gift can I bring that would suffice to repay such great sacrifice?
        All that I am I lay at Your throne. Make me, Lord, Your very Own.

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        • #5
          Very true though!
          Blessed Is He Who Comes In the Name of the Lord!

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