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    MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM

    A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

    'Please note that this bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

    Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

    After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'


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    MALE PROCEDURE:

    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Put down your car window.
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    6. Put window up.
    7. Drive off.



    FEMALE PROCEDURE:

    1. Drive up to cash machine.
    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
    3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
    4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
    5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up..
    6. Attempt to insert card into machine...
    7.. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
    8.. Insert card.
    9. Re-insert card the right way.
    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
    11. Enter PIN.
    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    13. Enter amount of cash required.
    14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt..
    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside..
    17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
    18. Re-check makeup.
    19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    21. Retrieve card.
    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
    24.. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    25. Redial person on cell phone..
    26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    27. Release parking brake.

  • #2
    Originally posted by bropro View Post
    MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM

    A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

    'Please note that this bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

    Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

    After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'


    *******************************
    MALE PROCEDURE:

    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Put down your car window.
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    6. Put window up.
    7. Drive off.



    FEMALE PROCEDURE:

    1. Drive up to cash machine.
    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
    3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
    4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
    5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up..
    6. Attempt to insert card into machine...
    7.. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
    8.. Insert card.
    9. Re-insert card the right way.
    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
    11. Enter PIN.
    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    13. Enter amount of cash required.
    14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt..
    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside..
    17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
    18. Re-check makeup.
    19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    21. Retrieve card.
    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
    24.. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    25. Redial person on cell phone..
    26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    27. Release parking brake.
    My dear bropro, I'm just concerned you are going to feminist purgatory for that.


    Test all things; hold fast that which is good. --1 Thessalonians 5:21

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Thistle View Post

      My dear bropro, I'm just concerned you are going to feminist purgatory for that.
      Oops!

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      • #4
        What about transgenders, will a DNA sample be required; or, how about the ones who claim to be neither male nor female; or, ...
        1Peter 1:18,19 Redeemed ... with the precious blood of Christ

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