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  • Fake Conversation on Unicorns

    I'm making up this fake conversation between my son and myself to show how I view things:

    AV JR: Daddy, do unicorns exist?
    AV VET: What does the Bible say?
    Junior: But do they exist today?
    VET: I doubt it. They probably went extinct for awhile.
    Junior: Joey's dad says they're probably hippopotamuses or something.
    VET: Joey's dad can't spell, can he?
    Junior: What do you mean?
    VET: Spell "unicorn".
    Junior: U N I C O R N
    VET: Now spell "hippopotamus".
    Junior: Okay, I see what you mean.
    VET: Who named the hippopotamuses in the Bible?
    Junior: Adam.
    VET: And who named the Unicorns in the Bible?
    Junior: Adam.
    VET: Good job. Now go play.

    Your thoughts?
    THE BIBLE SAYS IT, THAT SETTLES IT.

  • #2
    Originally posted by AV1611VET View Post
    I'm making up this fake conversation between my son and myself to show how I view things:

    AV JR: Daddy, do unicorns exist?
    AV VET: What does the Bible say?
    Junior: But do they exist today?
    VET: I doubt it. They probably went extinct for awhile.
    Junior: Joey's dad says they're probably hippopotamuses or something.
    VET: Joey's dad can't spell, can he?
    Junior: What do you mean?
    VET: Spell "unicorn".
    Junior: U N I C O R N
    VET: Now spell "hippopotamus".
    Junior: Okay, I see what you mean.
    VET: Who named the hippopotamuses in the Bible?
    Junior: Adam.
    VET: And who named the Unicorns in the Bible?
    Junior: Adam.
    VET: Good job. Now go play.

    Your thoughts?
    Could be this guy...

    From WIKI....The Indian rhinoceros (Rhinoceros unicornis), also called the greater one-horned rhinoceros and great Indian rhinoceros, ....

    Then again maybe there once were unicorns. Whatever they were 2 of them got on the ark and 2 of them got off...and yes, Adam named them after God made them.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by CrowCross View Post
      Could be this guy...

      From WIKI....The Indian rhinoceros (Rhinoceros unicornis), also called the greater one-horned rhinoceros and great Indian rhinoceros, ....

      Then again maybe there once were unicorns. Whatever they were 2 of them got on the ark and 2 of them got off...and yes, Adam named them after God made them.
      LOL

      I can't believe I said "hippopotamus."

      I meant "rhinoceros."

      My bad.
      THE BIBLE SAYS IT, THAT SETTLES IT.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by AV1611VET View Post
        I'm making up this fake conversation between my son and myself to show how I view things:

        AV JR: Daddy, do unicorns exist?
        AV VET: What does the Bible say?
        Junior: But do they exist today?
        VET: I doubt it. They probably went extinct for awhile.
        Junior: Joey's dad says they're probably hippopotamuses or something.
        VET: Joey's dad can't spell, can he?
        Junior: What do you mean?
        VET: Spell "unicorn".
        Junior: U N I C O R N
        VET: Now spell "hippopotamus".
        Junior: Okay, I see what you mean.
        VET: Who named the hippopotamuses in the Bible?
        Junior: Adam.
        VET: And who named the Unicorns in the Bible?
        Junior: Adam.
        VET: Good job. Now go play.

        Your thoughts?
        This makes me a little sad.
        The people whining about Democrats looking to the government to solve problems are the same ones who want the government to define marriage, criminalize abortion, slow/stop legal immigration, save farmers, create jobs, etc.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by America View Post

          This makes me a little sad.
          I'm a little sorry to hear that.
          THE BIBLE SAYS IT, THAT SETTLES IT.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by AV1611VET View Post
            I'm making up this fake conversation between my son and myself to show how I view things:

            AV JR: Daddy, do unicorns exist?
            AV VET: What does the Bible say?
            Junior: But do they exist today?
            VET: I doubt it. They probably went extinct for awhile.
            Junior: Joey's dad says they're probably hippopotamuses or something.
            VET: Joey's dad can't spell, can he?
            Junior: What do you mean?
            VET: Spell "unicorn".
            Junior: U N I C O R N
            VET: Now spell "hippopotamus".
            Junior: Okay, I see what you mean.
            VET: Who named the hippopotamuses in the Bible?
            Junior: Adam.
            VET: And who named the Unicorns in the Bible?
            Junior: Adam.
            VET: Good job. Now go play.

            Your thoughts?
            The word "Hippopotamus" is Greek.
            It comes from the Greek language.
            The writers of the bible had no idea what a Hippopotamus was, since they dont live in the semi desert of Eastern Palestine.
            When evil is powerful, good men are silenced.

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            • #7
              Ummmm...
              AV?
              I thought you said you were not going to help me with my "cause".
              And yet here you are. Actively helping to force back the Korean spam attack of last September.
              When evil is powerful, good men are silenced.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by D Laurier View Post
                The word "Hippopotamus" is Greek.
                Sorry ... I meant "rhinoceros."

                Originally posted by D Laurier
                It comes from the Greek language.
                Then it's no substitute for "unicorn."

                Originally posted by D Laurier
                The writers of the bible had no idea what a Hippopotamus was, since they dont live in the semi desert of Eastern Palestine.
                Sorry ... I meant "rhinoceros."
                THE BIBLE SAYS IT, THAT SETTLES IT.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by D Laurier View Post
                  Ummmm...
                  AV?
                  I thought you said you were not going to help me with my "cause".
                  And yet here you are. Actively helping to force back the Korean spam attack of last September.
                  Want me to leave?

                  Hey! Wait! This is my thread!
                  THE BIBLE SAYS IT, THAT SETTLES IT.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by AV1611VET View Post

                    Want me to leave?
                    Not at all.
                    But I would like you to be consistent.

                    Hey! Wait! This is my thread!
                    And?
                    When evil is powerful, good men are silenced.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by AV1611VET View Post
                      Sorry ... I meant "rhinoceros."
                      Which is also a Greek word.
                      It is unlikely that the writers of the bible were aware of their existence either.

                      Then it's no substitute for "unicorn."
                      Indeed.

                      Sorry ... I meant "rhinoceros."
                      See above
                      When evil is powerful, good men are silenced.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by D Laurier View Post
                        Which is also a Greek word.
                        Neat.

                        Originally posted by D Laurier
                        It is unlikely that the writers of the bible were aware of their existence either.
                        I wouldn't be too sure.

                        God's amanuenses lived on three continents, you know.

                        And Noah would have seen them on his Ark.

                        Originally posted by D Laurier
                        Indeed.
                        So any academian telling my son a unicorn is a rhinoceros is wrong.
                        THE BIBLE SAYS IT, THAT SETTLES IT.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by AV1611VET View Post
                          Neat.
                          I wouldn't be too sure.
                          I am quite sure.

                          They lived on three continents, you know.
                          And a small area if those continents.
                          All crammed into a circle less than 500 miles across

                          And Noah would have seen them on his Ark.
                          And since neither Noah, nor his Ark, existed in reality....

                          So any academian telling my son a unicorn is a rhinoceros is wrong.
                          Any academian telling anyone anything, is impossible.
                          They were replaced in the Classical era, by a more modern type of scholar.
                          Once George II, Fredrick II, and Louis XV, embraced the new age of reason, the very nature of university education itself changed.
                          When evil is powerful, good men are silenced.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by D Laurier View Post
                            All crammed into a circle less than 500 miles across.
                            That big?

                            Think about it.

                            God put Adam into a garden -- much smaller than 500 miles in diameter.

                            Probably more like 500 yards in diameter.

                            Then had rhinoceroses walk past him, while he named them.
                            THE BIBLE SAYS IT, THAT SETTLES IT.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by AV1611VET View Post
                              That big?
                              Thats the whole world according to the bible.

                              Think about it.
                              What?

                              God put Adam into a garden -- much smaller than 500 miles in diameter.
                              Sure.
                              And Odin killed the frost giants.

                              Probably more like 500 yards in diameter.
                              or 500 inches.
                              A fantasy can be any size.

                              Then had rhinoceroses walk past him, while he named them.
                              And he named them George, Freddy, and Gore. He would have named the next one Trample, if he had been able to speak.

                              So back to reality.
                              When evil is powerful, good men are silenced.

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