The care and upkeep of that inveterate meteorologist is less than the care and upkeep of NOAA

American taxpayers deserve a break, abolish NOAA and have the US adopt Punxsutawney Phil (or Dunkirk Dave). All that scientific mumbo jumbo, who needs it

And for the record, everyone knows the New York woodchuck, Dunkirk Dave, is better looking, more intelligent, and a better prognosticator than the Pennsylvania rodent.