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Major Garrett in Love with Frances

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  • Major Garrett in Love with Frances

    Major Garrett says that Robert Frances O'Rourke is now authentic, and a candidate of conviction since he promised to go door to door and grab around 20 million AR15s and AK47s.

    Garrett says of Frances...But one thing I think you can fairly say about Beto O’Rourke, he has been transformed by a horrible event during this campaign in real time. All of that, “I was born to this,” Vanity Fair wanderlust about his campaign, that’s gone. He is a candidate of conviction on a real time issue, and he looked much more serious and focused about what this is for him....When you talk about authenticity, as terrible as it was to achieve it, he’s much closer to it than he’s been before.

    Yes, no longer will we remember the authentic latino as actually a white Irish dude. And no longer will we remember him as Mr. "I need a butt shine", or "Love the cow", or "scrub my ba**s", or "wax my a**".Well, here's the poem for you liberals who can't remember yesterday much less a few months ago...

    I need a butt-shine,
    Right now
    You are holy,
    Oh, sacred Cow
    I thirst for you,
    Provide Milk.

    Buff my balls,
    Love the Cow,
    Good fortune for those that do.
    Love me, breathe my feet,
    The Cow has risen.

    Wax my a**,
    Scrub my balls.
    The Cow has risen,
    Provide Milk.

    Oh, Milky wonder, sing for us once more,
    Live your life, everlusting joy.
    Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,
    Enjoy my fruits

    Provider of Cheese and other wonderful dairy products,
    We will cleanse your inner intestines.
    We will bathe in your Pungent Odor,
    Gather cotton.

    Count my eyes,
    Smell my skin,
    Love the Scarecrow and the Milkman.
    I live only for eternity,
    Thirst for the undrinkable.
    Hold the heat,
    Praise the dough boy at the pizza shop.
    Love the Oxen dung!


    And since Liberals will forget the Song of the cow poem, and since Major Garrett fell in love with Frances last night, let's remember Major's new love also wrote this about his fantasies about running over little kids....

    “As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head,"

    Robert Frances O'Rourke is a psycho folks. This is the guy that wan our guns! He shouldn't be allowed to be near a gun or a child! And yet he is now one of the favorites of Fake News CBS!

    Liberals want a dictator. They stupidly accuse the president of being a dictator and tyrant, but look at what they really support in a candidate. I now a lot of the police officers in my community. I know not one of them would go to any legal gunowner and obey this total lunatic Frances O'Rourke and take their guns. ONLY Liberals are stupid enough to believe such an order itself wouldn't violate the law. But folks, this lunatic Frances, is becoming the Liberal Democrats favorite. And as Major Garrett says, all is forgotten and forgiven with this fruitcake Robert Frances an Garrett said, "No longer will Beto be remembered for his Vanity Fair interview". LOL! That's actually True! He will always be remembering for being a sick wax my a** guy who has fantasies of murdering kids and getting his ba**s buffed by a cow.

    Then again one of his campaign slogan could be ":Love The Oxen Dung". or "Buff my ba**s". There's so many fun things we can do at a Robert Frances O'Rourke rally and so many signs we could create and hold up.

    LOL! We could sell hats that say "Make My A** Shine Again".










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    ew gross

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