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Chris: "I deconverted more people than you guys combined."
Bert: "But I kept more from converting than you two combined."
Voltaire: "But you fellows don't have a pithy saying for which you are famous."
Chris: "But your saying was poppycock (that's British for bs). Why would you defend to the death the right to espouse Christian nonsense? Now that you ARE dead, would you still do it? Would you defend my brother?"
Bert: "Your brother will soon retract his nonsense once he gets down here."
Voltaire, after taking another sip of coffee: "But I say, have you noticed the absence down here of those who espouse your brother's beliefs, Chris? You don't suppose they might have been on to something?"
Bert: "Of course not. You're not starting to give credence to that nonsense, are you? Remember my powerful teapot analogy?"
Chris: "I hate the way the behemoth feces swirls around our ankles."
A CHILLING SATANIC VOICE COMES OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER:
"All right, coffee break is over, back to your headstands!"
Voltaire: "Just as my brown powdered wig was starting to dry out."
Bert: "But I kept more from converting than you two combined."
Voltaire: "But you fellows don't have a pithy saying for which you are famous."
Chris: "But your saying was poppycock (that's British for bs). Why would you defend to the death the right to espouse Christian nonsense? Now that you ARE dead, would you still do it? Would you defend my brother?"
Bert: "Your brother will soon retract his nonsense once he gets down here."
Voltaire, after taking another sip of coffee: "But I say, have you noticed the absence down here of those who espouse your brother's beliefs, Chris? You don't suppose they might have been on to something?"
Bert: "Of course not. You're not starting to give credence to that nonsense, are you? Remember my powerful teapot analogy?"
Chris: "I hate the way the behemoth feces swirls around our ankles."
A CHILLING SATANIC VOICE COMES OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER:
"All right, coffee break is over, back to your headstands!"
Voltaire: "Just as my brown powdered wig was starting to dry out."