No, you quoted Jesus who is a first century rabbi whom historians know often used hyperbole. Most of the Bible is not a first century rabbi speaking. So most of the Bible is not hyperbole. The Bible is made up of many different forms of literature, to correctly understand the Bible or any text, you have to know what type of literature it is.
But it is neither fair nor honest to interpret the Bible in such a way as to force it to be in accord with your preconceived notion that it is inerrant.
I dont, it has proven itself to be inerrant.
Actually, there have been a few cases where a psychologist did think the person may have been possessed by a demon.
Maybe, but such a case of demonic possession has never been proved by science. The concept of demonic possession is based in the myth and folklore of primitive, superstitious, and prescientific people. To claim cases of demonic possession is not in accord with modern science.
There have been many things that have never been proven by science. Science has not proven that your wife loves you but you think she does.
Actually if the suspension of a natural law is done for a logical reason, then it is not disorder.
Then you cannot claim that natural law is evidence for God if He can suspend it at will! Here's your logic:
If God then order, and if God then disorder.
In some legal cases the judge or lawmakers have to suspend a law, but that doesnt prove that the judge or lawmakers dont exist.
As I stated above, more than 99.9% of the time God does not intervene supernaturally. In order for Him to destroy evil forever, the universe must be primarily based on natural law and have free will beings. Someone driving the other car may have freely chosen to drink and drive.
So God wants people to be able to get drunk and run people over while driving. Don't you see how ridiculous that is? I think it's sensible to disallow drunk driving because the freedom to drive drunk is less important than people's safety.
Here's your logic:
The freedom to do evil is more important than freedom
from evil.
No, the freedom to do evil is necessary to destroy evil. Evil can only be destroyed by love, and in order to truly love God you have to freely choose to do so. God has said that the only way to destroy evil forever is to love and obey Him. That has to be done freely.
No, they usually occur as the result of natural laws unless the driver freely chooses to do something with their car.
Since auto accidents are for the most part unpredictable, I would define them as "disorder."
No, auto accidents dont violate the laws of physics.
Beginning in the mid 4th century the church leadership began to become corrupt because it became part of the government and started to withhold the Bible from the laity. So that they did not know that they could learn from nature about God. But around the Reformation when the protestants started getting the Bible out to the people then people became more interested in learning about nature and Gods creation. That is why the founders of modern science were primarily protestants.
So blame the Catholic Church for centuries of ignorance! Actually, if you knew your history of science, the Roman Catholic Church has made perhaps more scientific contributions to science than any other Christian sect.
They didnt invent the first modern scientific organization to systematically study nature. Protestants did, the Royal Society of London.
They were also right when they said that making the Bible available for anybody to read would lead to tremendous discord in the Church. The result of doing so has resulted in thousands of different sects all claiming to be "true."
Yes, but that separated the wheat from the chaff. And all churches that accept the infallible authority of the Bible agree on the essentials. And if the Reformation had not occurred, all the good things about Western civilization would not have occurred including the formation of the greatest nation on earth the USA.
Misinterpreting the Bible.
Is it safe to assume that you never misinterpret the Bible?
Not the essential teachings, they are obvious.
All that Darwin found was that animals adapt to the environment. That does not contradict anything in the Bible.
Where does the Bible mention evolution?
It doesnt. But Darwin never found evidence for macroevolution, only microevolution. His finches never turned into anything but finches with different beaks.
Where he contradicted the Bible is when he extrapolated that time could magically use those adaptations to create whole new organisms.
Sure, and that contradiction is supported by modern scientific evidence. Again, your Christian faith inspires you to oppose modern science.
No, macroevolution has never been empirically observed, it is just an unwarranted historical extrapolation of microevolution. He didnt know about genetic entropy, we now know that over time genes lose information so that major body structure changes are not unlimited.
And not all Christians went bonkers, some accepted his theory.
It was primarily Protestants who flipped out over evolutionary science. The Catholics decided to keep quiet because they already had a bad reputation for persecuting Galileo and Bruno.
The great botanist Asa Gray was a devout Presbyterian who eventually accepted evolution as Gods method to create living things. And he was a friend of Darwin and there were others.
The Bible does not say there is an ocean of liquid water in the sky. It just says "waters" which in the hebrew can mean any of the different forms of water but which we learn from His creation that in this case it is referring to water vapor.
To heck with what you say "Hebrew" means. I know what I've read in plain English.
Huh? That is the best way to understand ancient documents you have to read them in the original language. Not english translations.
But I do need to correct a misunderstanding I had about the firmament. It's not actually an ocean in the sky but a dome that holds up that ocean in the sky. In any case, the firmament is but one example of how the Bible gets science wrong.
It can also mean open space like the atmosphere. So that means the Bible is not wrong. Try again.